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Two blondes adopted two puppies

Two blondes went to the pound, where they adopted two puppies.

The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they returned home and the first blonde said, “I think we’re in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?”

This leads to several hours of concentration until the second blonde finally said, “I have an idea. We’re going to tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours.”

The next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled the ribbons off while they were playing.”

“OK, we have to find a better way to tell them apart,” said the second blonde.

After a few more hours of concentration, they had a good idea of getting different colored collars.

The next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled their collars off while they were playing.”

“There must be some way to tell them apart,” said the second blonde.

After a few more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally has another idea, “I know! Why don’t you take the black one and I’ll take the white one!”

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A blonde was driving down a highway

A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.

The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.

When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile an hour zone.”

The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”

To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”

The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.

The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.

After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”

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