Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourself,” said the teacher, “when I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
First-grade teacher is showing pictures of animals to her students
Miss Clarkson wanted to teach her first graders more about animals but first decided to find out how many they already knew and could name.
She held up a picture of a lamb, to which a little girl enthusiastically replied, “That’s a sheep!”
“That’s right, well done!” Miss Clarkson said before showing a photo of a camel.
“Who can guess what this one is?” she asked the class.
“That’s a camel!” one of the boys exclaimed.
“Good, well done!” Miss Clarkson said again before showing the picture of a deer.
But the class fell silent and she offered a clue to help them.
“What does your mother call your father?” she asked.
Delighted with the response, Franky said, “I know! I know! It’s a lazy old goat!”
LOL!!
