Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.
They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cozy cabin in the woods.
The whole venture costs them a small fortune.
On the first day, they hit the water full of hope… and catch nothing.
The second day is no better. Same story on the third day.
Every day, they try their luck, but every day they come up empty-handed.
Finally, on the very last day of the trip, one of them manages to catch a single fish.
As they’re driving home, feeling disappointed and counting up the cost, one fisherman sighs and says, “You know, that one measly fish cost us fifteen hundred dollars!”
The other one looks over and replies, “Good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
Little Johnny was caught fishing by a game warden
A boy named Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden.
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license, please?”
“No, sir,” the boy replied.
“I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!”
“Yes. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ’em home.”
“What a line of baloney… you’re under arrest.”
Little Johnny said, “It’s the truth, I’ll show you! We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden.
“PROVE it!”
Little Johnny released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said Little Johnny.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked Little Johnny.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
