Two guys are walking down the street
when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.
“Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says.
Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny.
Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and “poof,” a cloud of smoke. A second later, a genie appeared and said, “I will grant each of you one wish.”
After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, “I wish I were floating on an ocean of beer.”
The genie granted the man’s wish and disappeared.
The man’s companion turned to him and said, “Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee in the boat.”
Two men were in a forest,
when a lion came roaring towards them.
One of them throws sand into the lion’s eyes and then runs.
The second man stays, unmoved.
The first man looks back and shouts, “Why are you not running?”
The second man replies, “Why should I be running? You’re the one who threw the sand.”
