Two idiots decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take math, history, and logic.
“What’s Logic?” the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example.”
“Do you own a weedeater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
“That’s real good!”
The professor continues, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, “Amazin!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!” The idiot is catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heteros3xual,” said the professor.
“You’re right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!!”
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
“So what classes are ya takin’?” asks the friend.
“Math, History, and Logic!” he replies.
“What in tarnation is logic???” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?” he asked.
“No,” his friend replied.
“Gay.”
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer to, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours, I’ll give you $5,000. ”
The idiot says, “Okay.”
The genius then asks, “How many continents are there in the world?” The idiot doesn’t know and hands over the $5.
The idiot says, “Now I ask: which animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?”
The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5,000.
The genius says, “Damn, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?”
The idiot hands over $5.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
