Two ladies are walking their dogs.
As they pass a department store, one lady says: “Let’s go in and do some shopping.”
Both were hindered by their four-legged friends until one of the ladies came up with a plan.
The one lady smiled and said she knew what to do and the other lady should follow her lead.
She put her glasses on and walked past the doorman who stopped her and said that dogs weren’t allowed in the shop.
She turned and said: “I’m blind, this is my seeing dog.”
Confused, the doorman asked why she had a Doberman as a seeing dog; he knew that they usually breed like golden retrievers or labradors for the job.
The lady replied to the doorman with confidence, saying that Dobermans are becoming more and more popular as dogs because they are trustworthy and loyal.
The doorman pulled his shoulders up and realized he couldn’t argue with the lady so he let her through.
She turned around to show her friend a thumbs up, signaling that the trick had worked and it was her turn to walk past the doorman.
Her friend took a deep breath and put her glasses on before she made her way past the doorman with her dog on its lead.
He also stopped her, saying that dogs weren’t permitted in the shop.
She replied that she was blind and that her four-legged friend was her seeing dog.
The doorman looked at her with a confused expression on his face and asked her why she was using a Chihuahua as a seeing dog.
She gasped and said: “A Chihuahua?! They gave me a Chihuahua!”
A Man Was Walking His Dogs
Ben was a proud owner of two dogs named Commonsense and Trouble.
He loved them very much and always took them to the park in the evening to have fun and play around.
They did this every day.
One day, in particular, Ben switched things up and took only Trouble to the park.
While hanging with his friends and playing games with them, he quickly noticed that Trouble was nowhere to be found.
He began searching frantically for the animal, and a lady noticed him looking distressed.
She stopped him and said, “What are you looking for?”
He answered her and said he was looking for Trouble.
Confused by his answer, she asked him again and he replied in a louder voice that he was looking for Trouble.
Pissed off, the woman yelled at him, “where’s your commonsense?”
With a polite look, he replied, “at home.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
