Two men staggered into the pub
Two men staggered into the pub, dragging their extremely drunk mate with them.
When they reached the bar, they let him go and he collapsed in a drunken heap on the floor.
“We’ll have two beers,” one of them slurred to the bartender.
“What about him?” asked the barkeep, pointing to the unconscious chap.
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“No more for him – he’s driving,” his pal replied.
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A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”