Two men Billy and Johnny who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.
Billy says, “Hey, it sure is hot today. I’d really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, “No Pets Allowed,” and I can’t leave Fido alone on the street.”
Johnny replies, “No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you’ll be having that beer real soon!” The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
Johnny says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!”
The bartender says, “Oh, okay then.” The man drinks his beer and leaves.
Billy then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey buddy, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
Billy says, “But I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!”
The bartender says, “Oh really? I’ve never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!”
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Billy, thinking quickly, blurts out, “Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?”
Little Sally brought her report card home from school
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
