These two old guys from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says:
“You know, I’m 85 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains all the time. I feel like I’m falling apart… I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
The second old guy replies, “You know, I feel just like a newborn baby.”
The first old guy says, “Really! Like a newborn baby?”
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The second old guy says, “Yeah – no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river.
Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river.
the first blonde yells out: Hey How do I get to the other side of the river?'”
The second blonde thinks about it for a moment, then yells back.
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“Don’t be silly, You are on the other side”
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