Baby Rabbit: “Mommy, where did I come from?”
Mother Rabbit: “I ll tell you when you re older.”
Baby Rabbit: “Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.”
Mother Rabbit: “If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.”
Seven rabbits
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: No, listen carefully again! If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: Let’s try this another way! If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home.
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other.
They both got amnesia from the crash.
“Who am I? What am I?” said the rabbit confused.
“Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears…”
“I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!”
“And what am I?” asked the skunk.
“Ah! Yes. You’re one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle…”
“Wow!”, yelled the skunk, “Probably I’m an ass!”
