In life, there are really only two things to worry about.
Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you go to Hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won’t have time to worry…
So why worry at all?
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.
But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.
One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.
After a while, he turned to her and asked: “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?”
The lady replied “Of course I do. It is the Bible.”
He said “Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?”
She replied “Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.”
He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?”
The lady said “Well I don’t really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him.”
“What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically.
“Then YOU can ask him.” replied the lady.
